This movie had so many subplots that the subplots had subplots. Clearly, nobody at Universal remembers why people attended the theme park in the first place. The only reason I watched the whole thing was because I was stuck in a tube 40,000 feet up anyway. 

The evil corporate villain was a doppelgänger for Tim Cook, which was genuinely the funniest thing the movie had to offer.

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