It’s honestly pretty bad, and something about it is very ugly — sort of like they CG’d the entirety of Australia, but actually it’s all just bad digital photography. And I’m very tired of “the plot is basically When Harry Met Sally, but we left out everything that made that film a classic.”
So forgettable that it’s been seven minutes since the credits ran and I’ve forgotten what I watched. Literally like running on a treadmill for 90 minutes.
This whole genre needs some sort of Knives Out moment. Let Rian Johnson come in and subvert the whole thing and give everybody a leghorn accent or something. This is getting tedious.